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Hopping from one thought to another... now in Mozambique!
Parem por favor que eu estou a rebolar a rir...
Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:52 AM by Diogo.
"O rock e o metal, por exemplo, apresentam-se cada vez mais como avassaladoras galáxias de doutrinas metafísicas, com santuários, paramentos, liturgias e penitências."
Continue a rir aqui.
Isto parece implicância, mas juro que não...
Continue a rir aqui.
Isto parece implicância, mas juro que não...
Maquiavel's Text Book
Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 6:40 AM by Diogo.Eu adoro estes testes...
Posted on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:20 PM by Diogo.
You're a Pug!
What Breed of Dog Are You?
No bones about it, you're an intelligent, playfulPug. Witty and charming, you're a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you — a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone's list. And because you're smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You've got the charisma for either.) But that doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks — you've definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you're admired and respected by all. Woof!
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What Economists Do
Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 at 2:56 PM by Diogo.
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
My name is Jack
Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 7:16 AM by Diogo.
Eu também estive lá! Quer dizer, eu e metade da população de Lisboa, porque aquilo estava à pinha... se não eram 50 mil pessoas no pavilhão atlântico, pelo menos 45 mil seriam.
E o mais engraçado é que nem sequer tinha bilhete!
Fã do Jack Johnson desde que a Magui Zen me emprestou o cd faz coisa de um ano, tinha mesmo de ir ao concerto... e conseguimos dois bilhetes (eu e o Tipo3) pelo fantástico preço de 25 euros cada! Tal como se os tivéssemos comprado... isto é que é sorte... :D
Chegámos já depois de um tal Matt Costa tar a cantar, estacionámos passado um minuto naquele caos em que estava a Expo ontem e comprámos os bilhetes os preço normal de venda a dois mitras!
Pelo meio ainda deu para jantar e depois encontrar a Magui no meio de uma turpe de ganzados!
Grande concerto! Já ouviram o novo cd?
ps: o dia foi de sorte, mas não foi pra todos... alguém levou um barrete e comprou bilhetes a 60 euros na católica... e alguém também levou uma multa no trânsito por estar a falar ao tlm comigo... 120 mocas mais precisamente... ouch!
Óscares 2006
Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 7:09 PM by Diogo.
Tenho muita coisa para escrever, mas... hoje é noite de óscares!
Who's gonna win?
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